the weird and worndaful lkife of the green men

:P

2009-06-17T13:06:52Z

well.... where to start.... i'm tired lol... ok,
here goes. i'm hot cold hot (ish)
i'm going to see my mum as my dad is going somwhere else for fathers day and his birthday... grr well at least he'll have fun...(isn't that kind of me?) lol...
my sister is dizty i've found out... and hasn't lost her sense of humour after being with that Git. (sorri hun) but at least he's your git... lol... xx

life is strange and i have new friends... MORE OF THEM... lol. and now i've ran out of things to say

<big> Billabong<big>

home home home

2009-03-25T16:40:27Z

i love my home... but i'm gonna have to say goodbye... i really hate the fact i cannot live in my childhood home:(
update on my and my life is ...
    my dad is extremely ill. he almost had a complete heart failure, fortunately they managed to catch it just in time.
    my mum lives in a trailer,
    my sister lives in a trailer,
    my other sister lives in a house the other side of the country
so meh.....

Oh god this is all dreary ... Bah humbug. lmao
any way my love life update... i can't remember when i left off so i'm gunna say the most recent. i like this guy he is so brilliant i feel like i love him but he says he needs time to tlk...
and my ex wants me back   he keeps asking me to hang with him which usually either ends in him kissing me or an argument Grrrrr

AAAAHHHHH buzzz kill. :P
i do love my friends but they can be very immature!

HELLO AGAIN!!!

2008-12-30T21:15:38Z

well how to start.... i'm now eighteen, had a bf then he cheated on me with the girl i believed to be my best friend.
they are now dating and its sick... i mean major sick. bcoz zhe is like 14-15 and he's sooo much older.. its not sick its just the thought that he can now say who is better at it.....

I don't talk to either of them grrrr.

any hoooo... my dad has been in an dout of hospital like a yo-yo for the past couple of weeks..
my mum is extremely ppy with her partner, same with both of my sisters......

god i need to hang out wiht my mates a bit more.i miss them like hell. :( lovings to all of you)

The Wild Bunny - Sander Cohen

2008-02-26T21:14:23Z

I want to take the ears off
But i can't
I hop
And when i hop i never get off the ground
Its my curse
I want to take the ears off
But i can't
Its my curse
Its my Fucking Curse
I WANT TO TAKE THE EARS OFF!
PLEASE!?!
TAKE THEM OFF!!

dunno

2007-08-30T15:33:33Z

can we go back to bed?!?

hell was fun but too hot!!

if i am here who's running hell!

abuse me before i do it myself!

i dont know weither to go out and look at what i cant shag, or shag what i cant look at!

my momma was like a sister to me (except we diddn't shag as much)

let's get drunk so can take advantage of you!

practise safe sex in wales .... mark the sheep that bite!

i aimed low in life but missed anyway!

Money cant but happiness...... unless, of course, you blow it on drugs and prozzies!!

The lord tells me he can get me out of this mess!!.... but he says your pretty fucked!

I JUST LOST 9 STONE!!! and i fucked if im going out looking for the bitch!

My doctor told me to stop masterbating.... it upsets the other clients!

i think it is cruel unfair and digusting to excspect any person to swallow 1.7 billion potential people all at once!!

i have the body of an eighteen year old..... but i forgot where i buried it!

dyslexics have more fnu!

i'm not scared of speed its the crashing and burning that worries me!

walk with jesus... but look out for speed boats!

nice legs!! when do they open!

I like my home. i've got my own window to lick and everything!!

look i dont care who your father was!!! don't walk on the water when i'm trying to fish!!

i'm sorry guys but i was soo bored i decided to write a load of shite!! how are you all??
haven't been on herein a whole lifetime!!
and i'm sooo sorry if any of this is offending!

buddahs_spawn @ 2007-06-18T09:48:00

2007-06-18T09:43:05Z

A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking around."
well you wanted an update so here goes!!

my mum left home again!
dad got a 90% blockage in his left leg (main artery) he had an opperation to clear it two days ago!
he is now out of work for two weeks!
my oldest sister has now moved out leaving me to help dad with the bill payments and such!!
my other sister doesn't speak to me!

so other than that my life i actually quite good!
this is catually quite depressing me now! damn it!! More jokes!!!!!
more jokes !!
i don't wanna think about depressing stuff!!
like wow!! i've got one more exam and then i'm finished for the year!! i'll be officially in sixth form and not part of the school!!
like go me!! i haven't even got a boyfriend!! i really want one!! i like this guy around where i live but he has a girlfriend!! although he does flirt with me quite a bit!! but then again i always flirt with everyone!1 i'm like the queen of flirting i do it now without even thinking!! this time last year i wouldn't even dared talking about sex with a boy!! but now that's all i ever seem to talk about!! not that i'm sex craved or actually fit but they always seem to flirt with me!! i think it's because i'm easy going! and not so strickt!! i mean i love the attention!
look at me !! i'm being extremely vain listen to me going on about my self!
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues.

After the man finished his drink, he asked the bartender, "If I show you an even better trick, will you give me free drinks for the rest of the evening?" The bartender agrees, thinking that no trick could possibly be better than the first. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues. The man reaches into another pocket and pulls out a small bullfrog, who begins to sing along with the rat's music.

While the man is enjoying his beverages, a stranger confronts him and offers him $100,000.00 for the bullfrog. "Sorry," the man replies, "he's not for sale." The stranger increases the offer to $250,000.00 cash up front. "No," he insists, "he's not for sale." The stranger again increases the offer, this time to $500,000.00 cash. The man finally agrees, and turns the frog over to the stranger in exchange for the money.

"Are you insane?" the bartender demanded. "That frog could have been worth millions to you, and you let him go for a mere $500,000!" "Don't worry about it." the man answered. "The frog was really nothing special. You see, the rat's a ventriloquist."

The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work. If you use them wisely, you may even be able to convince your boss into allowing alcohol.

1. It's an incentive to show up.

2. It reduces stress.

3. It leads to more honest communications.

4. It reduces complaints about low pay.

5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.

6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.

7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.

8. It encourages carpooling.

9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don't care.

10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.

11. It makes fellow employees look better.

12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.

13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.

14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.

15. If something does something stupid on the job, it will be quickly forgotten.

Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.

To prove their theory, they fed one hundred men twelve pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn't drive.

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. The brunette balances their checkbook, then takes their last $600 dollars out west to another ranch where a man has a prize bull for sale.

Upon leaving, she tells her sister, "When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home."

The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she does want to buy it. The man tells her that he can sell it for $599, no less.

After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home."

The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, "It's just 99 cents a word."

Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left. She realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word. After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, "I want you to send her the word, 'comfortable.'"

The telegraph operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her the word, 'comfortable'?"

The brunette explains, "My sister's blonde, she'll read it very slow."

Q: What's a blonde's favorite wine?
A: "Daddy! can I go to Miami!

Q: What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?
A: She turned it over and used the other side.

Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?
A: Blow in her ear.

Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
A: There are some things even a blonde won't do.

Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?
A: She moved.

Q: Why do blondes look up and smile at lightning?
A: They think someone is taking their picture.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoes off before you jump on a trampoline!

Q: Why do blondes have square breasts?
A: Because they forgot to take the tissues out of the box!

Q: What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A: You keep hearing about them, but never see any.

Q: Why can't blondes count to 70?
A: Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

Q: What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?
A: Some traffic signs say stop.

Q: What did the blonde customer say to the waitress when reading her nametag?
A: "Mary... that's cute. What did you name the other one?"

Q: Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?
A: The noise gave her a headache.

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?
A: Not everyone has been in a 747.

Q: What do blondes say after sex?
A: "Thanks, guys!"

heya

2007-02-20T20:09:36Z

<big> heya guys and gals</big>
haven't written in like <big> ages</big>
valentines day has been and gone and what did i get?? <big> BUGGER ALL</big>

<big><big><big>have a laugh at these shit jokes</big></big></big>

This bear was sitting on a log in the woods, taking a shit. Along
came a rabbit. The rabbit asked, "Do you mind if I join you?"
The bear replied "Suit yourself." So there they both sat, taking
a shit. After they were finished, the bear asked the rabbit, "Do
you ever have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?" The
rabbit said, "No". The bear says, "Good!" Then he grabs the
rabbit and with a long sweeping motion wipes his ass..........

two condoms are walking past a gay bar. and one said to the other
"do you want to go in and get shit faced.

<big> what about these ones??</big>
 top 11 reasons e-mail islike a male.
11. Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off.
10. Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow inferior.
9. Those who don't have it may agree that it's neat, but think it's not worth the fuss that those who have it make about it.
8. Many of those who don't have it would like to have it, a phenomenon psychologists call 'E-Mail Envy'.
7. It's more fun when it's up, but this makes it hard to get any real work done.
6. In the distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think that's the only thing it should be used for, but most folks today use it mostly for fun.
5. If you don't take proper precautions, it can spread viruses.
4. If you use it too much, you'll find it becomes more and more difficult to think coherently.
3. We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual size and influence warrant.
2. If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you in a lot of trouble.
1. If you play with it too much, you go blind.
It's always difficult to bring sad news, but I thought you should know:

Today, there was a great loss in the entertainment world. The man who wrote the song "Hokey Pokey" died. What was really horrible was that they had trouble keeping his body in the casket. They'd put his left leg in and... well, you know the rest.

Things A Man Would Never Say:

- I think Barry Manilow is one cool dude.
- While I'm up, can I get YOU a beer?
- I think hairy butts are really sexy.
- Her boobs are just way too big.
- Sometimes I just want to be held.
- That chick on Murder She Wrote gives me a woody.
- Sure I'd love to wear a condom.
- We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can hold your purse.
- Fuck Monday Night Football, let's watch Murphy Brown.
- I think we are lost, we better pull over ands ask for directions.

Things A Woman Would Never Say:

- Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being friends.
- Go ahead and leave the seat up, doesn't bother me at all!
- I think hairy butts are really sexy.
- Hey, get a whiff of that one.
- Please don't throw that old T-shirt away, the holes in the armpit are just too cute.
- This diamond is way too big!
- I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.
- Wow, five inches is just too much for me!
- Does this make my butt look too small?
- I'm wrong, you must be right again.

<big> <big>enjoy your selves and i will be back soon</big></big>
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feeling under the weather?? well sit back and enjoy

2007-01-26T18:36:05Z

There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field. She was in a boat rowing, with no water in sight. The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, “What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!”

A squad of American soldiers was patrolling the Iraqi border, when they came across a badly mangled dead body. As they got closer, they found it was an Iraqi soldier.

A short distance up the road, they found a badly mangled American soldier in a ditch on the other side of the road, struggling to breathe. They ran to him, cradled his bruised head and asked him what had happened.

"Well," he whispered, "I was walking down this road, armed to the teeth when I came across this heavily armed Iraqi border guard. I looked him right in the eye and shouted, 'Saddam Hussein is a moronic, deceitful, lying piece of trash!'"

"He looked me right in the eye and shouted back, 'George W. Bush is a moronic, deceitful

A wealthy business man and his wife are looking through a marriage-help book when his husband turns to his wife. ''It says here that the most important thing in a marriage is honesty. So let's come to grips here. Honey... have you ever cheated on me? I've never cheated on you.''

He saw the twisted look on his wife's face, and trying to supress his anger, he asked: ''How many times? And when?''

The wife responded, ''Well... you know that time when your company was broke, and you couldn't get the landlord to let his pay slide for another month?''

The husband stared. ''You mean you're the one who got him to?''

His wife knodded. The husband thought it over, then sighed. ''I guess that's okay. Any other times?''

''Well... when you had that heart attack, and the doctor refused to give a heart transplant for the ammount of money we had at the time... I kinda...''

''Ah, you're the one who made it possible.''

The husband looked honestly relieved. ''Well, that's understandable, you saved my life. Any others?''

She nodded. ''One more.''

The husband leaned forward. ''Well... you remember the time when you were running for president of your company, and you were short by 17 votes...?''

it works it works

2007-01-23T12:47:39Z

YES
*chants "it works" fifty times
jokes....

A deaf old couple are in bed and have ing a conversation (using sign language) and the woman says "if you wand sex squeeze my left breast. and if you don't want sex squeeze my right breast so the man says " if you want sex pull my penis once and if you don't want sex pull it fifty times

A five year old boy is lieing in his bed whan at midnight he hears a thuding noise from his parents room. So he goes and looks and thoughand behold he seeshis mum bounceing on his dad. The next three nights the same thing happens again. So the morning after the boy asks his mum "mummy for the past few days i hear thumping from your's and daddy's room and when i go to look i see you jumping up on down on daddy."
the mother blushes for a few moments and then she says "well you see daddy is fat and i'm jumping on him to help him loose weight."
"oh" says the boy. "it won't work" . "why's that"
sats the mother. "well after you've gone to wrok the lady next door comes and blows him back up..
enjoy these jokes there is plenty more where that came from.
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mornings.... hum...

2007-01-23T12:33:13Z

god dang it. even when i think of something to write it goes.

does bold work on this?? what about italics just trying tho see if they work if not this enrty will look fucked hehe.

~~bugger~~ hope this works if not sayluvy luvy.
:) :(
~~smile the world is smaller than your brain~~ smile the world will end soon .

can we fix it??

2007-01-11T21:13:55Z

well i don't know what to write.....

my dad was in hospital last night and he had a minor anjinor (not sure if spelt correctly) attack. then i was late for school because i didn't wake up with my alarm. and my neck is killing me...

well thats my depressing moment over now for fun.................... um........... bugger. oh yeah. it was raining today and i mean pissing it down. me and my freind christina went outside and got completelt drenched. and when i got into form room and near my mates i shook my self like i was a dog and got everyone wet. it was funny. and durring last lesson i was leaning against the science desks (plus being wet) and my shirt ended up being filthy. i i mean disgustingly filthy. that goes to show how dirty the school tables are.... it's disspicable (spelling... tut tut.) and for some weird reason i was really hyperactive at lunch. and was running about and jigging.
my mate charlotte said something about a bike and i said " your mum is like my bike i ride it daily" and she was laughing her head off. and daniel our friend said "leave your mum out of this and i'll leave this out of your mum." and i was in fits of laughter i couldn't breath.
and then we got sent out. but we had a good laugh. :)

smiles all around because our lives could be shitier. :):):)
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new year

2007-01-02T17:34:01Z

well over the new year i was supposed to be babysitting and it all went fucked up when one of the boys phoned his mum to come and pick him up.
we were all haveing a great time (including him) when it came to playing monopoly. he was ok but the other two boys (ben and steven) started arguing about who was going to be the car.. sean (the boy who called his mum) said that they should do paper, rock, scissors to see who would win. steven won. but ben took the car and wold give it back. so sean threw a cuddly toy at him and ben ran down stairs to tell on sean.
and i got sooo pissed off i told them to go to bed ... and sean phoned his mum and the parents came home... and they said they had only just got there and they had to come back so they got pissed off.

i could have gone with my parents and got drunk AND ahve fun... but i had to accept the job did't i??
i really regret accepting it. and now i've got shcool tommorrow and soon to have my G.C.S.E's and i'm really stressed. so i might not write in this for like ages....
love you all
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oh my god

2006-12-27T21:27:08Z

i'm bored.....

went out with me mate olly and there was naff all to do. so we went up the tp of the hill and round to the castle. We talked about what we did when we were last there with the guys, (in case you can't tell there aren't a lot of people around here) but n e way.. then we started texting our mate chris to see if he was comeing down but no... he was seeing his chavy girlfriend. no-one likes her not even chris but thats the reason she hangs with us *grebos* SHE NEEDS TO BE SHOT!!!
nehow we met up with isac. tand those two started playfighting (little kids) and olly got hurt as usual.

wel i'm now of to have my dinner update soon.
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i hate parents!!

2006-12-19T20:02:37Z

argh!!! they are sooo annoying!!!
Well my dad isn't but my mum is!!!

We spemt the WHOLE afternoon around my Nan's house (not bad). But when we left they went and got fish and chips for dinner!!! and we are now surviveing on what we have in the cubourds for the rest of the wee!!! (till friday)

God Dang it!!!
now i weally sound moowdy!!! ah well say larvy!!!

i'm sixteen and rather bored atm!! AND... i'm cold!
i Hate this sort of weather!! where it is cold but not cold enough to snow!! i don't mind snow!! and i don't mind rainy weather!! but not when it is half and half!!!

loveings on all of you and hope you ahve a lovly fun filled chrimbo!!!
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hehe i lied!!

2006-12-17T20:00:51Z

i lied about ot writing !!!!
i'm 16 YAY!!
doesn't feel much different but i got loads of pressies!!!
AND one of them was an iPod!! like yay.. i've always wanted one!! But never got 1:(
but do now!!! can't w8 till rob (sisters bf) puts music on it!! (he won't let me muck with the computer:( thinks i will break it)

N e ways... i got a new ring and some gloves and a necklace!!!
Last nite i went out to a party with me mate cezzie!!! and it was a fancy dress party!! i didn't really dress up but we both went out as goths!!!
i mean the whole works!!! black make up and everything and black clothes... Dead straight hair!!
gtg my programme is on!! love you all!!!
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hey! hey! hey!

2006-12-15T21:56:36Z

Well a whole week gone (including my work experience) and i'm covered in bruses, cuts, and bits of flaky skin!!! Nice.

At work experience the guy (boy) that was there as well kept darn following me!!!
It's like stroking a stray dog and have it follow you the whole way home and not leave till you hit it!! (which i did numerous times).
And he still followed!!! Well i'm going in tommorrow to see if i can get a job and as it is my b-day in sunday the guys said they are going to put me in the bin and fill it with freezing cold water!!! And as soon as i'm out they are going to get me soaked with the hose!!!
I seriously dout that they will tough!! Ah well!!!

MINGEFLUTE!!!
FANNYARROW!!

i burst in to tears on wednesday during work.. I was just sitting on the floor waiting for this (fit) guy called Darran to come and help me with some of the tyres.
And he was takeing his time!!
And all of a sudden th tears came on. i had to rush to the toilets to sort out my patchy skin (i didn't have make-up on it was just where parts of my skin is cold and the tears warm up the other parts! And it was a cold day!!!)
When i got out they all asked if i was okay because i had rushed to the toilet!! As i wasn't feeling too good the day before Darran told me to get myself a cup of te and sit down for a while!!

NECROHPHILLIAC!!
MANDRAFT!!!

i am stressed at home as well as work !!
My mum moved back five months ago and our bills have shot through the roof and she didn't even have a job!!
She was at home while i was at school and she didn't even lift a finger to clean the house and when i got home from school She told ME to wash up!!! even though i hadn't used any of it!!!
I don't eat breakfast and don't take lunch to school with me and i usually only have a pot noodle for dinner!!! And there is usually a whole MOUNTAIN of washing up!!!
I bet now She has a job She's going to make ME do all the housework!! (even though i do it all already) this will mean feeding the dogs cleaning the floors and cleaning the sides...etc!!
and i even have to make bloody near ALL the hot drinks!!!

ENOUGH of the bad news !!!!
MY BIRTHDAY IN 2 DAYS !!! OH YEAH OH YEAH OH YEAH!!!

And i'm going to a party tommorrow night!! YAY!!! that does mean not being able to answer my mail and write any more untill monday!!!
AH well!!! it's my birthday!!!
love you ALL!!! x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x

oh my god

2006-12-10T17:26:49Z

well hello people!!

me and my parents went out today to meat up with a load of bikers!! there weren't as many as were expected but never mind. We had soooo much fun and had sooo many laughs i had stiches in my sides!!
and after that we went to an endustrial estate and we were going around homebase and we were getting sooo many looks it was unbelieveable!!
then we went to morrisons and my dad was tutted my some woman!!
and he said loud enough for her to hear " if that woman tuts me again i'll smack her around the chops"
i almost couldn't supress my giggles!!
but i did!!
and on our way home my mum cranked up the music!! Status Quo "rocking all over the world"!
(sad i know but i like it)
and the people in the car next to us at a set of traffic light. gave us really dirty looks!!
and when people do that i get all funny and do a really girly wave!!
which i did as dada overtook them!!
it was hillarious!!

and that concludes my day of interesting facts..
won't be writing untill saterday as will be haveing my work experience!! in a garage!!
WAHEY!!
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YAHOO!!!

2006-12-08T19:16:11Z

i've offically finish my GCSEs Yay!!
i love to torment year sevens!!
i pat them on the head as i walk by them!!
and if they don't move fast enough in the corridors i poke them in the back of the head!!

there is a random boy in year nine i don't know who he is but i always hug him!! he also hugs me back and he is soooo sweet!!

i've got a mate called alex and whenever we are together he won't let anyone else hug me unless i tell him to let them!!
he's like poosesive of me!!
he is a year younger than me and VERY wierd!!
you know sometimes i wish i had the ability to read people's mind and see what goes on inside his head!!!

right 9 days till my birthday and i've already got 3 presents!
a clarenet, really cool earings, and a pair of arm warmers!!

i'll write more when i'm not being pestered to get of the computer!!
loveings on all of you and the green mans says
" I AM JESUS BOW DOWN TO MY MASTER! "
love you all
love god!!
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soz for not writing!!

2006-12-06T07:14:59Z

Heya guys, i haven't used my journal in like ages because the computer has been fucking up!!
i'm doing my GCSE mocks this week and i've already done four!!
and i got bored in yesterdats morning one so i fell asleep!! And in all the others i've been really hyperactive and i was jiggin about!!
oooOOooo! i made a origarmi frog. i've made about five Froggies!!!
:) Yay!!!
ooo all of mine jump to the other side of the table!!and the one i did yesterday did a backflip!!!
YEAH!! i love them!!

i got told i look stoned in the mornings!!!
i'd love to though!!!
thats all for this morning LATERS!!!
*hugs * and *kisses* allaround!!
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upset

2006-11-21T10:53:49Z

i told him i fancy him and he says that he doesn't feel the same way!!
i feel really gutted that i didn't tell him straight off!!!
i was sooo worried what he would say i was up all night!!
i over slept and i've only just got up!!
i'll ask my mum if i can go to school but she'll just tell me to do what i want!!
i want to DIE!!!

i know most boy aren't worth it!!
but i really like him!!

and soo i'm going to end this entry!!
love you all!!!
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hey hey

2006-11-19T19:14:22Z

i have done fuck all thid weekend apart from sit around and cough and spew me guts up!! i've also been sneezing me brains out!!
i feel like shit!! i look like shit!! and i sound like shit!!
i'm not at all well!! but i got school tomorrow and i've got to go!!!

*sneeze* bless me!!

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buddahs_spawn @ 2006-11-17T17:15:00

2006-11-17T17:15:41Z

today was really fun!!
it was non-school uniform!! and i went as a major goth!!
there was a fancie dress for the people who wanted to!!
i saw supperman, batman, daftadder!!!

he still doesn't know!! or at least i think he doesn't?!
me mate cezzy knows and she was giving MAJOR hints!! and he was like what!!

numb bum at the moment!! so i will write later!!
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buddahs_spawn @ 2006-11-16T20:35:00

2006-11-16T20:35:14Z

i got in from school!! had to get changed and then get back to school for a 6th form meeting!!

and my back is killing me!! i diddn't even get a seat on the bus!! any hows!!

i kept getting called ozie ozborne to day and michael jackson!!(shomone)hehe!!

and i bit someone as well! hehe aren't i evil!!

dunno what to write now soooo write tommorrow!!
*huggings* and *kissings* on all of you!!
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hey! hey! hey!

2006-11-16T07:13:57Z

hey guys
i know i wrote last nite but i want to write again!!
....
.......i don't even know what to writ......

he wrote to me last nite and he thought i fancied some one else!! *shock face*

*HUGS TO EVERYONE* love you all!!!!

green man: ...ER.... WHAT TIME IS IT??......GO BACK TO BED......

wish i could babe but unlike you i've got to leave in 10 minutes!!
and i'm WIDE awake!!

bogies actually taste nice!!
i never thought they would!! first time ever!! last time as well!!
who looks at the tissue after they blow their nose??..... i do!! hehe! but i'm actually rather gross when it comes down to shit like that!!

whoa.... Metallica just popped on YEAH!!! whoa yeah !!
it be one of the best!!!
any of you guys like it???

*hugs* and *kisses*
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....um......

2006-11-15T17:10:46Z

.er .......wot was i gonna say??....

oh yeah!! my hair turned out more BLACK than dark brown!!
today at school i was just running into lesson because i was late!! and everyone was like " oh my god!!!" and "WOW" it be absolutly fantastic!!

.... The boy i fancy woldn't stop hugging me!! i like him but i think he sees me as just a mate :'( boo hoo!!
..........i need a hug....
i'm betta now!!
i got gropped sooooo many times today it's un-fucking-believable!! and i weren't doing any thing to make them do it.!!

my friend cezzy feels really used!! she has two people in her new form who actually like her. but they are always talking about meating up and never invite her!!!
she only lives down the road from them but they still never ask!! after a while she went out with a boy from another school and now he has dumped her and she feels used from them!!
sje says that people act like her friend to her face but talk about her behind her back!!

i HATE it when people talk about other people behind the others back!!
it's DISPICABLE!!!

rite i now am in a stress .... calming calming calm....

i got a cold and it not be nice!!!. it makes your nose run!! and when you wipe it after a while it goes all dry and sore!!!
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